Mr. Dealer’s Room Man (Tune: Mr. Tambourine Man) — Danny Birt, Rob Balder, and the Filkers of RavenCon
During the Filk Workshop, Rob Balder and Danny Birt led the entire room in actually
walking through the entire process of creating a filk song — which means that a new filk song was born at Ravencon!
Hey, Mr. Dealer’s Room Man, let me buy your stuff.
I’m not sleepy. I’ve got room parties I’m going to!
Hey, Mr. Dealer’s Room Man, please open for me.
With my jingle-jangle money, I’ll come buy it from you.
I want to buy this whip
so I can wear it on my hip.
But my costume has a rip
One bad trip could make me strip
So I have to watch my step
Or I’ll lose a hundred hours worth of sewin’
Dress me up in suede
(and put me) in the Masquerade
’cause I’m hoping to get laid.
Here’s another huckster’s quote
You think you can go under it?
Hey, Mr. Costume Vendor, let me buy this cape.
My bits are taped, but they say I’m breaking policy.
Hey, Mr. Costume Vendor, save my dignity!
I just flashed the creepy fan boys who are following me.
RavenCon 2009 Filk Workshop Song
Sung to the tune of The Dock of the Bay
I’ve been sitting in the gaming room
I’ll be sitting when I meet my doom
Watchin’ my luck roll in
then I watch it roll away again
Sitting in the gaming room, watching the dice roll away
Sitting in the gaming room, wasting time.
I’ve been sitting in the filking room
I’ve been playing my guitar out of tune
Watching the Fen roll in
then I watch ‘em run away again
Sitting in the filking room, singing the song completely wrong
Sitting in the filking room, wasting time.
(Bridge):
Looks like nothing’s gonna change.
Everything still remains the same.
Except they moved the registration table
and I don’t know where the frack it is!
I’ve been sitting in the conference room
Monday came waaaay too soon
Listening to my boss drone on
Oh, God I wish I was at the con!
Sitting in the conference room, watching my life roll away
Sitting in the conference room… WASTING TIME.